WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so ya are lookin' a bit rattled, mate. What's got your knickers in a knot? Spill the tea. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a pint and you can tell us all about it. No judging here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the tea. You look like you could explode any second. C